Rants & Raves
Tuesday, March 18, 2003
Pigmeat’s favourite noise nobs LCD will be preforming for the first time in 2003 @ the Rob Roy Hotel (cnr Brunswick & Gertrude Sts Fitzroy) for Ockerchino Discothèque. Also preforming are Bucket Rider & Toy Death (Sydney). Get your arse down early like on Thursday 20th March. 10-4 Rubber Ducky out.and.about
Wednesday, March 05, 2003
Where have all my left socks gone?
I’ve worked out the answer! I’m going to give it to you for... FREE! After this short sponsor’s announcement... Do you always feel run down? Tired? Can’t keep it up anymore? …Okay forget the sponsor, I’ll tell you now! Your left socks have been sucked through a vortex created in your washing machine by the action of swirling soapie water. This vortex joins all active washing machines on Earth, that’s why you also end up with unmatched unfamiliar socks. These socks are obviously from someone else’s machine joined to yours via the vortex. Not only are socks vulnerable, but also jocks & hankies which are small enough to penetrate the soapie vortex. Socks are more obvious because they have a matching partner to prove the loss. Well that’s it really, I have no proof.. I could even be wrong. Bye then..
